Meow Tzu's Art of War
Foreword
As a cat, especially one without a master, I ventured out in the wild alone with little to no guidance. It is a great honor to share my strategies on how to survive in the wild to my fellow cats.
Meow Tzu's Art of War
Do not fear humans, for they are merely the middle man between Heaven and Earth. One of the duties of a human being is to care for inferior creatures such as ourselves.
Never stop meowing for food once you have acquitanced yourself well with a human being. This will help getting noticed by your human being. You may try to negotiate for a better meal by meowing as well.
Roll on the floor on one side and meow in the most adorable tone to steal both the attention and the heart of a human. You may also be rewarded with a treat.
Should an enemy (ex. another cat, cockroach, large rodents) have been persistently harassing you or scare you, allow your human to step forward on your behalf.
Have three hearts: one for the world, another for food, and the third deep within yourself only to show to your favorite companion.