HIRE YOUR LOCAL CHIEF MOUSER
One meow a day keeps a mice away
OPERATING HOURS
Days: Monday - Friday
Time: 08:00AM - 05:00PM
CONTACT
Discord: meowen3034
Email: owen.felixius@protonmail.com
(If you see me on the streets, you can make the "pspsps" noise, and provide treats, I will be more than happy to offer my companionship with you)
TESTIMONIES
Testimony 1
by Kyungsew
"(+) cheap wages, meowen is already satisfied with whiskas
(+) he is willing to work on weekends as long as you give him extra chicken drumsticks
(+) mice, roaches, frogs, GONE 24/7
(+) he has really high intelligence for a cat, he can speak english too so you who lives alone will have a friend to talk with
(+) can handle your work if you work from home (he is amazing with computers)
(-) is not so good when the naughty stray cats stepped in, he cant fight"
Testimony 2
by Anonymous
"Agile and quick! Mice cowers before Meow Owen!"
Testimony 3
by Anonymous
"I have spent lots of money for pest control here and there. Who knew a pouch of Whiskas is enough for a mice-free house!"
Testimony 4
by Anonymous
"He meows and helped correct my English grammar on top of catching mice! I'm impressed!"
Testimony 5
by Anonymous
"So cute."